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It's Nice to be Important but it's more Important to be Nice
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bring back the simple life
Nasty things ticks. You need to watch for signs of sickness and rashes. Lymes disease is something to beware of if you folks get it over there. If I get one, I remove it and put it in a jar with the date on it so it can be tested if necessary. So far, so good...
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"There are two tragedies in life.
One is not to get your hearts desire.
The other is to get it."
George Bernard Shaw
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But I do like this shot - and you know what distinguishes the really good photographers from us mediocre ones? You take all kinds of pains (getting up at 3 am, tickbites) to get THAT shot
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There are only 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't...
Ticks... Part of life out here. Instead of pulling them out, try just smothering them with vaseline or some other viscous cream like hand cream. They breathe through a hole in their ass, so if you cover that they can't breathe and just die and fall out. Try pulling them out and you run the risk of breaking their head off inside you causing infection.
I am a volunteer bush fire-fighter, and I think our Fire Control Officer once came home from a fire with 6! That's how we're trained to remove them. But good idea
It says: "Never cover the tick with any substances such as gasoline, alcohol, or nail polish. If you do so, you may cause the tick to regurgitate infectious material into your bite resulting in an increased risk of tick borne disease." I've heard this many times on TV and even my doctor said so. The only way is to remove it with tweezers gently and carefully.
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